What do you get when you mix 200,000 people, 100° heat, dead phones, 4″ Valentinos, and a mysterious place called the “Black Lot”? A sanctifying hike through Phoenix that made me say, “Lord, I can’t go to hell, because I already went to the Black Lot.”

In this episode I finally tell the story I was too traumatized to share on Sunday: post-memorial chaos, concrete and metal barriers, grass, mud, a ravine (yes, a ravine), and the most expensive—and worth-every-penny—Uber I’ve ever taken. We laugh so we don’t cry… again.

“My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.” — 2 Corinthians 12:9 (ESV)

Timestamps
0:00 Cold open – “I can’t go to hell, y’all”
1:40 Why we tried to leave early
3:30 The Heels vs. The Ramps
5:45 Asphalt → Dirt → Grass → Mud (send prayers)
8:55 Concrete/metal barriers & the Ravine of Sanctification
12:50 Phones at 2% + the Search for the Black Lot
16:45 Mary Magdalene to the Uber driver
19:50 $160 salvation ride & the lobby walk of shame
21:55 Post-trauma meal (yes, I Ubered across the street)

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